God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
King Arthur: Oh, ow!
Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you... if you do not appease us.
King Arthur: Well, what do you want?
Head Knight: We want... A SHRUBBERY!!
Head Knight: Then! When you have found the shrubbery, you must place the new shrubbery here beside the other shrubbery, only slightly higher so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
Knights of Ni: A path! A path!
Head Knight: Then! When you have found the shrubbery... you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WIIIIITH... A HERRING!!!
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